Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried feed somebits to a massive reptile. Witnesses say that Trump perhaps got a little overly familiar with the creature, leading some click here nervouslaughing. The {entireincident was captured on video, and pictures have rapidly gone popular online.
- It's unclear
- chose Alcatraz
- conspiracy theories abound that he wastrying to make a statement
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has encountered a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even rumored to be build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these alligators runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Drain the Swamp!
Bigly Donald's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The President himself is hitting the glades on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild journey. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is jumping into a pen full of hungry alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could possibly be more wild? Only time will show.